Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Election Depression


Clegg sold out, Cameron got in, and the part-time Minister For Equality (the sole female member in the cabinet) hates gays, gay adoption, IVF for single women and lesbians, abortion rights and probably herself. The next four years in the UK should be an absolute BARREL of laughs.

''The Conservative party is an eternally irritating force for wrong that appeals exclusively to bigots, toffs, money-minded machine men, faded entertainers and selfish, grasping simpletons who were born with some essential part of their soul missing. None of history's truly
historical figures has been a Tory, apart from the ones that were, and they only did it by mistake. To reach a more advanced stage intellectual evolution, humankind must first eradicate the "Tory instinct" from the brain - which is why mother nature is gradually
making them less sexy with each passing generation. The final Tory is doomed to spend his or her life masturbating alone on a hillside, which, let's face it, is the way things were supposed to be all along.''

Charlie Brooker

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